Showing posts with label miserable men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miserable men. Show all posts

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Internet dictionary site defines "hemisected", displays related ad




hem⋅i⋅sect

[hem-i-sekt, hem-i-sekt] Show IPA
–verb (used with object)
to cut into two equal parts; to bisect, esp. along a medial longitudinal plane.

Origin:
1875–80; hemi- + -sect


hem⋅i⋅sec⋅tion, noun

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Talk show host opposed to talk

And Chris Stigall, a Kansas City talk show host, said, “I wouldn’t let my next-door neighbor talk to my kid alone; I’m sure as hell not letting Barack Obama talk to him alone.”

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Apart from such moments of emotion



Suddenly he stopped, wiped his forearm across his eyes and let out a cry that sounded like the bark of a seal before turning away in tears. But apart from such moments of emotion, Duch has maintained a confident, didactic tone, prefacing his answers with phrases like “based on my analysis and assumption” and “according to the surviving documents.”




Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Views of bags blocked by bags

"My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct use their bags to block the view from the front of their stall," said the officer, Sgt. Dave Karsnia, in the report.

The report continued: "At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. I moved my foot up and down slowly. While this was occurring, the male in the stall to my right was still present. I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area."

--idahostatesman.com

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Crybaby pussy men


Men are most miserable in their late 30s.

--thisislondon.com