Old people eat pussy

"Cat tastes a bit like lamb. I don't like it much," she said. "Young cats are tender, but the meat on the older ones is really tough. Usually old people like eating it."

Kittyface fail

"And she should be fine after this," Pavletic said.

Feral cat is evil cat

“It scratched where the veins are and sunk its teeth into my hand. I could have lost my hand. This cat is still roaming around causing trouble. Our four cats are too scared to go outside now. This feral cat has been causing trouble for three months.”
Wife Lisa, 24, said: “It is an evil cat. If it was a human it would be a drug dealer or some-thing!”

State of ethology in the state of Texas

A day after the 2006 shooting of a cat that lived under the San Luis Pass toll bridge in Galveston, Tex., another cat could be seen. The prosecution and defense wrangled repeatedly about whether witnesses could accurately assess the cat’s state of mind. “He’s not qualified to know what the cat was feeling,” said Mr. Nelson, when a police officer, John P. Bertolino Sr., testified that the cat was in terrible pain when he arrived at the crime scene. The cat died en route to a Humane Society facility.

NYTimes

Death courtesy Dale Rippy

Dale Rippy, a resident of Wesley Chapel, Florida, was pulling trashcans back to his house May 30 when he saw what he thought was a large cat. After realizing the animal was actually a bobcat, he set the trashcans down and prepared for an attack.

-FoxNews

Man sees cat, races to retrieve dart gun

When investigator John Stadler arrived and opened the bedroom door, "he saw a gray and white cat baring its teeth in attack mode," Gutschenritter said. "He shut the bedroom door and returned to his car for a dart gun."

Under city ordinance, cats may run free if they don't become nuisances.

-Boston Globe

The cat piano confirms Darnton's discovery that most early modern Europeans found the torture of cats funny.

ImpactLab.com
Feb 22, 2006